The Hawk & Tom Show

September 9, 2020
Hawk & Tom Blog

Pick up lines have been around forever... but there's no evidence they've EVER worked.  So someone on Reddit asked:  If instead of terrible pick up lines, people used terrible BREAK UP LINES... what would THOSE be?  

Here are six of the best ones:


1.  "Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.  Not so fast."


2.  "It's time we cancel our gym membership, because we're not working out anymore."


3.  "Are we tectonic plates?  Because we're drifting apart."


4.  "Our relationship is like my financial status:  Broke." 


5.  "I don't know what I'd do without you, but starting right now I'm going to give it a try."


6.  "Are you in a tunnel?  Because we're breaking up."